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Two Half Boyfriends And An Empty Room

from Score One For The Bobbleheads by Giant Moose

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As you step down from the pedestal
I wait for your skin to warm.
I wrap a woolen blanket
Around your marble form.

You taught me that I'm never to crazy to be
The sanest person in the room
I just need to go and find myself
An empty room

I got my tail wound tightly
To keep from falling from the tree.
'Cause that would be embarrassing
For a monkey.

I'm terrified that someday
I might be
Some otherwise friendly lady's
Online dating horror story.

And I've been putting on some weight.
The doctor blames the meds.
'Been waking up alone
In way too many different beds.

I'm tired of congratulating folks
On their graduation,
Or a marriage, or a pregnancy, or new job,
Or long deserved promotion.

See there's a whole lotta things
I ain't ever gonna be.
But you should really ditch your two half boyfriends,
And spend a lot more time with me.

You taught me that I'm never to crazy to be
The sanest person in the room
I just need to go and find myself
An empty room

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from Score One For The Bobbleheads, released November 18, 2014

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Giant Moose is Jacob Dancey. Using simple melodies, playful language, and a warm, low-fi sound he chronicles the fears and longings, big and small, of a slightly bent life forever sliding in and out of balance.

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